Nayi Shaadi vs 25 Saal Baad | MostlySaneArticles . Blog
Damn I forgot my wallet Montu He hello hello my name is Manoj Koli.How is everyone doing? How am I looking today? Wearing a new shrt today The thing is that its my 25th wedding anniversry today. But isnt Prajakta 26 years old Shush So those who follow me keep asking me how did I mmanage it? How did I manage to be husband of the year, every year! To tell you the trut it wasnt easy its tough!! today is my successful anniversary to my successful wedding If you want I can share some secrets with you! If I can do you it you will find it very difficult No no I mean its very easy you’ll be able to do it Every marriage has 2 stages. So today I want to impart some wisdom to you all So lets begin! I am a fan of guruji So romance starts at home And before marriage it starts when there is no one at home Funny man! Excuse me You are polishing your boots? Let me do it for you No No My position lies at your feet you arent the dust at my feet, you are the flower that makes my life fragrant Are you polishing your boots? Do mine first I have been telling you since morning I have to go to a party I hope you didnt get hurt No Hurry it up Then once you lleave your hoe and head for a bit you reach office When you go to work, your wife misses you a lot Hello, Hello, hello, yes, yes Have you reached office? I hope you haven’t forgotten anything I havent forgotten it but have kept it at home on purpose What? My heart Hello, hello, yes,yes Have you reached office? Hope you havent forgotten anything I havent forgotten it but… Even if you haven’t forgotten ill just quickly remind you. I kilo paneer, 1 kilo potatoes, 1/2 litre milk, corriander for 15 rupees and mak sure him for curry leaves seperately, 1 portion of fish, 1/2 kgg chicken and 3 kilos of rice. Hang on a second, I’ll write it down, could you please repeat I am not going to repeat it again Why are you getting angry, just whatsapp it to me. Wow Mr. Koli, what amazing chicken fry, mutton kadai, fish fry, all in one day My wife has sent it, she loves to cook, don’t know about the taste but the love is ample, you’ll try? No No, thank you Arrey Mr. Koli, you didnt get lunch Actually I have an upset stomach. And my wife’s mood too Now you must be looking at us and thining how in love we are, we must not be fighting, but let me tell you my friend… We do fight, sometimes things go out of hand, there are threats You said this to me, now I am going back to m parents house Archu wait, dont rush this, if anyone has to go it should be me Listen, you’ve said this to me now I am going to my parents house. Wait hold on, let me book you an Uber, will you go in n Uber Pool or should I book you an Uber Go. Now a marriage is never between 2 people its between 2 families. I am a punny guy. Listen, my brother is coming tomorrow by the 12 pm train from Kolhapur. Why is he coming by train, had he told me earlier I would have driven to Kolhapur to pick him up. My brother is coming from Kolhapur by the 12 pm train Once he reaches the society gate ask him to give me a call I’ll send Nandu to help him with his luggaage What! What a man! Marriage is not an easy but it can be. The trick is in the detail. Small things that make her happy like listening to evverything she says, taking care of her, taking her to dinner, giving her time, respect her time, give her lots of love… Dad, what are you still doing here? I am doing your job better than you do. Mom’s been waiting at the resturant for the last 2 hours, you guys had some 25 year anniversary plans? Oh shit! Montu can you give me my wallet. What do you mean its not there It was in my back pocket Found it Yes, so what was I saying Dad!
Written by Valentin Lakin
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